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i don’t know why but i like it

(Source: spitecho, via prestonhymas)

shhpenis:

obama you monster

Man’s gotta eat. How carnivorous of him.

I’ll vote for him due to the way he can eat a snow cone.

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Well said.

(Source: lara-sita, via prestonhymas)

prestonhymas:

vvvivacious:

It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.

My life is complete.

princessofthefaggots:

Please.

I don’t watch Glee but I hope to hell she said it back.

(Source: fearlessknightsandfairytales, via keep-yaa-head-up)

the-absolute-best-photography:

You have to follow this blog, it’s really awesome!

it’s not healthy but i want it so

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hippity-hoppity-brigade:

Why do I feel like this needs a Dr. Suess rhyme to go with it?

Then the Dark Lord gave Draco a pat. 

It wasn’t a hat. 

It wasn’t a cat. 

Draco did not like the feel of this pat. 

It was a strange pat and he did not like that. 

^^^^^^^^^^^. Well done.

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the-absolute-best-photography:

You have to follow this blog, it’s really awesome!

this picture is not attractive at all. who would look at that and think “yes, that looks like it will hit the spot” it has a strong resemblance to horseradish.

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true on way too many levels.

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did-you-kno:

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my personal word-of-the-day. my goal is to use it at least 20 times. no matter now annoying it gets.